Thursday, 9 July 2020

Wettish Wirksworth Wanderings



We've Mist Each Other
8th July 2020


The rules and weather kept changing, so a last minute decision was made by Pam, leader of the pack for today.  Helen J and Jo met at Pam's for a quickish tour of their lockdown garden which has produced enough space for a new shed and a chance for Pam to try out willow basket making in the winter months. Setting off down the path, a cheery chap waved us off.

Wonder if he would like his beard fettled too? 

Pam chose the direct path up the hill, through fields of meadow brown butterflies until we could hear Julia, Maggie and Alison who had been instructed to meet us by an old landslide in Little Bolehill by a very pretty cottage. 

It was a bit difficult to tell who had recently been to the hairdressers as three were wearing hats, but it can be revealed, although she didn't, that Julia is sporting the latest trend, 

the bobble hat hair cut! 

To help unload the weight from our rucksacks, a few birthday presents were exchanged.  Some of us were not entirely sure it helped keep the weight off our backs but in one of the presents, this fact might have been helpful a few months ago:


Leading the way with her trusty stick (well at this stage it was), Pam led us up the lane towards some bucolic (not bubonic) views

Socially distanced sheep

I love to kick ass!

At this point, we had all been very good about keeping 2m apart but as we hadn't received the wisdom from the other Dales, we sometimes found it a bit of a challenge

Can't do it, 'cos we haven't got 9 red squirrels to show us how

So, we did our best until we were distracted by a rather lovely wildflower bombed verge which tested our knowledge and Helen J's latest plant app.  However, it can now be revealed that we saw a lot of red poppies, pink corncockle and a family member of the Brassicaceae....


probably a white honesty... so the app says!, not the phlox, pox or stocks.

A difficult decision was then needed.  Whether to continue up to Alport Heights-in-the-mist or have lunch.

Decision made.  It's that way.

Through yet another narrow gap without touching anything!

Each with our own lunch and a log or wall perfect for resting our flasks, we discussed the challenges of shopping safely, sourcing plastic-free goods but safe in the knowledge that our current clothes will come back in fashion at some point.

However, Jo, is still a little hazy about rules for taking a group photograph during a pandemic. So here they are:  Do not ask for someone else's camera. Do not ask the farmer to take a photo. But she gets there in the end.

This is not a selfie, this is a pile of logs

This is a selfie with a different pile of logs.
This is a group photo without Jo but on Jo's phone!

We spent so much time laughing that we decided to give Alport Heights a miss and set off down yet another very muddy path..  Fleet-of-foot Alison shows us how to get downhill and stay dry whilst three of us end up with soggy bottoms, but only one of us landed on one...

a graceful recovery, but not sure about the trusty stick now.

Jo demonstrates another way to avoid having soggy bottoms.  Just tuck your trews into your socks!


Fungi supper... again!

A familiar view comes into play as we zig-zag down the cattle-trodden fields to the relative safety of a narrow lane. 


Where it all began...

Then the delights of Gorsey Bank, a complete discovery for some of us!


A conversion into one house!

A place to converse, or even, convert.

And finally, we are on the flat checking up on whether are any signs of life beyond the fence. Pam looks wistful and misses Julia's impersonation of a bear.

Grr... no Pam, you don't need to help out anymore!

At this point we get a full update on the state of Alison's thumb. Whilst it is a lovely shade of goth black it will hopefully be sorted  by the time she gets to ski next year. The rest of us are not thinking of travelling quite so far and mobile units are back on the agenda, or perhaps we should let the train take the strain. 

Ooh... look where this train is going! 

And whilst we are on the topic of Wales...

Wet here too!

And through Jane's window
Another lovely  garden.

Meanwhile over in Staffs.  Not entirely sure who this little flower was, the app was applied and it turns out she is not recognisable at all.  She's bloomin' lovely though and what

a lovely set of cushions!

Up North, in the other Dales, where the weather looked a bit kinder.

Guess which one has had her locks lopped!

And in another type of Dale...
Dry indoors having a lovely grandma kind of day.
Awww...

26 birds for the day (Wirksworth take note!)  Thank goodness we didn’t specify which Dales the birds needed to be from.  Well done Helen M… you are bird of the day
blackbirds (2)
blue tit
canada geese
chaffinch
chicken
chiffchaff
coal tit
crow (2)
curlew
goldfinch (2)
great tit
greenfinch
house martin
longtailed tit
magpie
mallards
mistle thrush
nuthatch
oystercatcher
pied wagtail
red kites
robin
song thrush
swallows (2)
swifts
wren (2)












































Monday, 15 June 2020

Two's Company

Bubble Couples and Mystery Guests
10th -ish June 2020

The oak tree: a symbol of strength, morale, resistance and knowledge . 
 All things we have coped with over the last few weeks. 

At the time of organising the June activity, there was still some uncertainty about what we were allowed to do and what really met the scientific evidence.  Three choices were given: stay at home but dress up, meet a friend or go to Durham for an eye test.  Whilst there was some temptation for a day trip to Durham, being who we are, we settled to meet a friend.  Pairs were decided by nearest  distance and each pair had to sort their own day and weather out, see birds and provide bits for the  blog.  This is what happened exactly as was sent to me, honest!😉

 Maggie has grown very long arms enabling a socially distanced selfie, whilst
Alison gives the thumbs up!

Carsington Reservoir, the scene of many a previous GB get together had very kindly decided to partially open just in time for these two (and I am told a mystery guest).  They walked anti-clockwise from Sheep Wash, dropping below the dam wall through the woods as an extension to the circuit. 

Keeping two metres apart at all times, whilst stopping for drinks and snacks they caught up on a lot of news and collected litter along the way.  

Alison is still giving the thumbs up!

And the reason for that is because over the last three days, as a result of an act of extreme stupidity, Alison decided it would be fun to close the car door whilst her thumb was still in the lock.  However,  the upside of attending hospital appointments during a pandemic is there is no waiting!

Three and a half hours later.  Have they run out of things to talk about? 
And who is the mystery guest?

Meanwhile,  the Helens,  not sure if they would recognise each other after such a long time, played safe and met at the newly opened Mitchell garden where it was all too much for Betty in much need of several mad hugs! After a lot of laughter, particularly about their social life (or lack of it) they set off to Stanley Common.  Along the way, Helen gave Helen a private tutorial about plant identification

Buttercup meadow with grassy bits.

As leaves were getting in the way, Helen also showed Helen how her new bird app works.  It managed a blackbird and wren combination!

Betty having a quiet moment pre-squirrel siting.

Squirrel spotting, but keeping quiet about it! 

Avoiding golfers, they headed into the woods marvelling at the powerful smell of pine trees, spotted mostly squirrels, some birds and an unidentified flying red thingy (need an insect app now). Then headed back to an outdoor bistro for some lovely soup and sarnies.... each lovingly created by their respective halves.  Helen took her litter home. Mike popped the bowls in the dishwasher. 

The table is two metres wide ... the Helens are really quite tall!

After checking out each other's homemade masks, Helen was treated to a private viewing of a couple of art masterpieces: a beautiful photo of some giraffes and a penguin jigsaw puzzle; the closest they will get to any world wildlife for some time.  In preparation for a camping staycation, Helen is sorted:  she has a pop-up toilet tent and will be able to take a shower from a bucket. Bet no one else talked about that! 

They soaked up the sun (it is a matter of timing!)  and after a tour of a very flowery garden and pond complete with new water snail, they planned our next trip, curtsied and waved. 

Meanwhile, later in the week, after much careful planning, Lynn and Jo met at Black Rocks for a walk along the track towards Middleton incline.

Sniffing beats hugs any day! 

The walk started with some stunning views of wild flowers and a very loud song thrush, and just in case she couldn't be heard the first time, she repeated the phrases. Then another mystery guest appeared in the form of Sharen Thorpe, now a grandmother four times over.  

Lynn and Jo continued their walk and thoroughly enjoyed reminiscing about industrial sites, quarries and megalithic stones. Their next few holidays are now sorted: Rotherham, Sheffield and a field in the middle of Brittany. Clearly exhausted by all the chatter, and looming rain, they were inclined not to go up, but turned down a track where Tali and Bob found an empty crisp packet to share. Obviously, they took their litter home.

Either Tali has shrunk or the spiders are taking back control!

Why these two did not take a photo of each other is a mystery but they obviously had fun trying to take a selfie.  

We're ok Jo, it only took 14 minutes, we have 60 seconds spare but I have touched Bob's lead!

Meanwhile, across the borders, and keeping a very respectful distance from each other (138 miles-ish) a very well co-ordinated collaboration was taking place

C: I've done more washing up than you!

J: And I told you to wear yellow marigolds! 

And the one we have all been waiting for!  An exciting new venture.  A video! It is wonderful but may not work on this blog, so you will have to 


guess who! (it will be shared on WhatsApp if the published video doesn't work)

Not content with sending a video, a Powerpoint with several slides was also sent. Here are a few of them.  

Wonderful view from wherever your imagination takes you!

Ahh... ...pointing out where they might be!

But, has Julia gone to Paris ?

or maybe to Brittany with Jo?

No....she's with Pam and they've been shopping for Breton tops!

Of course, we knew who it was really and where they went. Alport Heights, a good choice in normal conditions but at least the mist and clouds lifted to reveal the sun.  There was lots of chat  around the joys and woes of lockdown and the importance of mealtimes (or just eating and drinking!)🤣.  They also claimed to have seen birds in the mist but were not sure if they were seeing a gull or a buzzard.

However, all the other birds seen do get on the blog and in a reverse of previous lockdown lists, if there is a number beside the listed bird it is because other birders saw these as well as Maggie and Alison and our mystery guest... well done, Carsington did you proud. 
43 is probably the highest number on a single day! 


Barnacle goose
Blackbird(3)
Black headed gull (2)
Blue Tit (2)
Bullfinch
Buzzard
Canada Goose
Carrion crow (2)
Chaffinch
Chiffchaff (2)
Coal Tit
Coot
Cormorant
Curlew
Dunnock(2)
Goldfinch
Great Crested grebe
Great Tit (20
Greylag
House Martin
Jackdaw(3)
Lapwing
Linnet
Little grebe
Long tailed Tit
Magpie (2)
Mallard
Mute swan
Nuthatch
Oystercatcher
Pied Wagtail
Redshank
Robin(3)
Song thrush (2)
Starling
Swallow
Swift (2)
Teal
Tree sparrow
Tufted duck
Willow Tit
Wood pigeon(3)
Wren (3)

And finally, the mystery guest is revealed.  Well, her name is in the title...

Bet you thought I was someone else! 













































Thursday, 14 May 2020

Mayday! Mayday!





Maycation Mess
Wednesday 13th May 2020
chaotic rumblings
from number 10 confuses
clarification
1😕

R we or R we
not meeting depends on who
you Rsk, crystal clear?
R


Stay alert, stay home
Wear a mask if you made one
and keep your distance
😷

We stick to Plan A
Write our haiku, see some birds,
There is no Plan B 

Published on 1st May, a task relished by some, possibly worried others but as you will see from our postings, a challenge dutifully responded to with excellent outcomes.  These are posted in the order of arrival reflecting the development of the natural month and the crazy stuff.


2nd May

First past the post

4th May
Today a cuckoo
 and swifts dive-bombing my car
Tomorrow swallows?


.5 of the task...I wonder where the second part is?

10th May 
She eats shoots and leaves😅

11th May
Her stylishness might just give this away

12th May

Obviously someone enjoyed this task!

13th May at 15:07
A beauty spot, now open to all

13th May at 15:25
Makes a change from sanitiser

13th May at 16:36 
Another one with artistic talent then!

13th May at 16:36 
A sign of the times and magically appears with the blackbird.

13th May at 16:38
Bluebells, flowers of the month

13th May at 18:06
Does anyone claim to know this person?

13th May at 19:08
and here's the other .5 which now =1.5!


The task of adding your postings in whatever shape or form you did it in has challenged me but at least I now know how to do a lot more technical stuff on my computer!  

How wonderful that we have all come together, whilst keeping our distancing. So brilliant too that Jane could join us on a day trip all the way from Wales!

(c) shared by a Silversurfer (my sister)

Our bird list for the day.  38 different varieties including lbj (little brown jobbies), most of which will make it onto our annual list.  I declare the greater spotted woodpecker as bird of the day as this was also identified by sound only.  As last time if there is no number beside the bird it means you were the only one who saw it, so well done! 

blackbird (7)
chaffinch (2)
chicken
chiffchaff (3)
coal tit (2)
collared dove
coot
crow (4)
ducks
dunnock (5)
gadwall
goldfinch (2)
great tit (5)
greater spotted woodpecker (4)
house martin
house sparrow (4)
jay (2)
lapwing
lbj.. (possible skylarks, stonechat, little birds!!)
lesser black backed gull
linnet
magpie (3)
moorhen
mute swan
nuthatch
peacock
pheasant (2)
raven
robin (6)
rook
songthrush (2)
starling (2)
swallow (4)
swift
treecreeper
whitethroat
woodpigeon (5)
wren

Obviously we really do not know what our June task will be as it rather depends on whether we are still easing our way out of or have placed ourselves back in lockdown!  I have several ideas but we can choose nearer the date. Dressed up with nowhere to go?  Wish I was there? Social bubbling? 

And finally, just in case you want inspiration for another one...

where I should be next week😥

































Friday, 10 April 2020

Keeping Our Distance

April Activities

8th April 2020

A most beautiful April day, perfect weather for meeting up! Covid 19 had other ideas though and here we are under lockdown. So one photograph from each of us to reflect our day - at least we were all able to take part as no one is a way on their travels or working.
Sadly no gossip or tall tales to add but we will have lots to talk about when we can reconvene.

Some of the photographs have clues in them so it will be easy to guess who they belong to!

 Is there a clue in the title?

Someone’s ready for a walk.

 Ready for a good crop of raspberries

 Taking a break

 All clean and ready to go

 All the news safely delivered

 No prizes for guessing this one!

Looks like a big job

Blue sky thinking

Our bird list:

blackbird (7)
blue tit (5)
bob thrush*
buzzard(4)
canada geese (2)
chaffinch (2)
chicken!
chiffchaff (3)
coal tit
collared dove
Coot
crow (6)
duck!
dunnock (7)
goldcrest (3)
goldfinch (3)
great tit (8)
greater spotted woodpecker (2)
Greenfinch
Guineafowl*
house sparrow (4)
jackdaw (4)
Jay
long-tailed tit (4)
magpie (5)
Mallard
Nuthatch
owl…?!
Peacock*
pheasant (2)
Piedwagtail
robin (6)
rook (3)
song thrush
sparrowhawk (2)
starling (2)
tree creeper
wood pigeon (7)
wren (3)

39 different varieties of birds as a collective group is very impressive, Most of which will make it onto our annual list. Obviously the high count is down to two things. (1) You have all been paying attention! (2) wildlife are reclaiming the environment, and who knows with global warming some of these marked *may even make a future list. The number beside the bird indicates how many of us saw the bird; those without a number means you can give yourself a pat on the back if you were the only one who saw it!  Plus we saw squirrels, rats and bats!

And finally a taste of what is to come next month courtesy of Helen J - get practising your haiku girls!