Monday, 16 May 2016

Jo’s big birthday bash!


Hardwick Friday 13th May 2016



Working to Helen M’s precise schedule, the Babes met in the car park at Hardwick for the start of a very exacting schedule of coffee, nature walks, picnic, house visiting, tea, evening meal and a lot of cake.  Quickly admiring Alison’s new birthday present.. a car(!)..we made the first of many trips through the office to collect our badges.  Maggie was placed on badge monitor duty as Helen M is not to be trusted in such matters, as proved later in the day.   Maggie can now add ‘Badge Monitor’ to her ‘Super Domestic Goddess’ title.
I'm sure the toilet is marked just here!
Word has it, that some Gelly Babes might be satisfied to have a blog full of nature lists and a myriad of photos. But, following a relaxing holiday, with her mojo (not her Adblue) tank, now fully charged, Helen J will not allow such slipshod thinking (not on her shift anyway!). 

As it was Jo’s special birthday, and as she didn’t have a car for a present, she was allowed to make up as many lists as she liked.  With the help and superlative wild plant knowledge of Helen M and Lynn, she excelled herself in listing lots of plants and then re-listing them at the end of the day to make sure none ended up on the wrong list.  But, sometimes the plant-loving babes’ skill was lacking in absolute precision because the Romans definitely named the following plants: ‘cioccolati hellebore’, ‘daisy alba’ and the ‘internet plant’.  Fact: the Romans were very advanced for their age. It is such a shame that cohesive devices, fronted adverbials and modal verbs, to name a few, are the focus of the KS2 curriculum and not Latin, otherwise we would have all known what we were talking about.  But muddling our way through the day, is part of the fun of our Gelly Babe trips.
 
So, after our first coffee and chat, the babes set off on the first of their nature walks,
Just too rude to mention...
 
but soon needed a break from all the thinking, writing and looking:
 
And babes just wanna have fu-un...


Alison not making any allowances for Jo's age...

The Swinging Sixties...

Action woman 
As well as Chief List Maker, Jo is allowed to add Action Babe to her list of titles. 
As we know all Babes can multi-task: walking, talking, list making and nature spotting all at once but they also love distractions and compliments .  Greetings of ‘morning girls’ are most appreciative, which means we can now add Girlie Babes to our other names of Gelly birder and Domestic Goddess.  One man may not be right… but can all three be wrong? 
 
Bumbling along, but with time ticking away, we spot many things on our walk:
Where wood we bee without you?
It's caption competition time....
Not so secret now, eh?
Wild garlic soup  anyone?

 
 
The first of many lists:.  Wild flower list on walk..
alcanet (borage family)
arum lily/ lords n ladies or the rude one
bluebell
bugle
celandine
dandelions
dog violet
forget-me-not
garlic mustard
lady smock
pink campion
queen anne's lace (cow)
solomon's seal
speedwell
wild garlic (wild plant of the day)
wood anenome
wood sorrell
yellow rattle
 
 And look who we also spot
Lynn, making a fine entrance...
 
After our second trip through reception we settle down with our picnic, exchange rather a lot of birthday presents, eat cake and sing a rousing canon of ‘Laugh Kookaburra’
 
“Will you love me in December as you do in May?”
Jack Kerouac
Of course we will, Jo, of course we will.
 
Trees and fungi list

bracket fungus
cherry
holly
hornbeam
pholita adiposa (yellow pimple one)
twisted hazel
yew
And, at the third count through reception, we head towards the gardens
Sitting and 'aying' a moment whilst waiting for Pam

Continuing our plant identification, although stumped at the time, after a clever bit of research, Sherlock Mitchell has discovered that this plant is called Ribes Speciosm
 


but we know the Romans really called it Ostendere Arbor Fushcia

 
But it was all too soon to say farewell to Lynn…
Look this way, girls
 
Garden wild flower list
alpine strawberry
aquilegia
buttercup
chickweed
comfrey
cowslip
daisy
dock
greater celandine
hawkbit (is this on the right list?)
honesty
oxslip
primrose
Ribes speciosum
saxifrage
shepherd's purse
snakes'head frillaria
welsh poppy
whitebells
 
And not a moment too late for the House talk, but too late to have a photo with all of us together
Pam makes her entrance
 
After a careering talk by Mr Stubbs, the Babes move into the Hall for Arbella’s story. What with Scotland and England divided, rumours of treason, claims to the throne, palaces vs prisons, rather a lot of dates, names and portraits .. it felt as though the referendum has been going on for centuries.
 
Moving with the times.. the modern tapestry
What a purler!
 
Jo trying out her birthday outfit
 
obviously  about the Babes
but the special day belongs to Jo
 
 
All too soon, we needed to say farewell to Pam so she could go back to one of her many jobs.  But not before Jo shared her birthday cake..
 
How clever of Maggie to find enough badges to decorate the cake!
 
A pity we forgot to collect the serviettes from the kitchens!
 
And at the fourth count through reception for a well-deserved cup of tea and retail therapy the remaining Babes chew the cud before heading off to the Hardwick Inn for a lovely evening meal.
 


Arbella babe
 
Creature list
bumble bee
cow
dog
donkey (ass of the day)
horse
llama  (GB first)
pony
shetland pony
spectacled fly
wood bees (carpenter bees?)
 
Bird list
blackbird
bluetit
chaffinch
chiffchaff
coal tit
crow
dunnock
goldfinch
great tit
greater-spotted woodpecker
house sparrow
jackdaw
long-tailed tit
magpie
nuthatch
peacock
pheasant
pied flycatcher (GB first)
pied wagtail
robin
song thrush
swallow
wood pigeon
(23 in total, 48 this year gives us a running total of 83)
 
 
Martin Heidegger:
"the most thought- provoking thing in our thought -provoking
time is that we are still not thinking".
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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