Wednesday, 25 October 2017

October 'Owlers!

Hallowe'en Harlequins at Hardwick
25th October 2017

 
 
With good weather ordered (and delivered); Jo, Alison, Lynn and Helen J finally met at Hardwick Hall which apparently has the same satnav code as the Hardwick Inn. HJ certainly won’t make that mistake again via all the narrow lanes of Stanley!  Missing, but not forgotten:  Helen M, Maggie and Charlotte, all busy entertaining elsewhere, and Pam, on her first birthday holiday somewhere over a mountain far away.
 
Always lovely in sunshine
 
But, shouts of ‘just knock ‘em down’, was fortunately delivered and met with good humour as we all stood in the way of the Hardwick tuk-tuk whilst debating what to do first, as if we didn’t know our own ritual.
 
So, it wasn’t long before we got down to the serious business of holiday catch-ups before we’d even joined the coffee queue.  Alison, with comical anecdotes about cruising around the Canaries; managing to spend less than 20 euros over the whole 10 days.  Lynn, with countless tales, of a holiday to Die for.  And, Helen J full of admiration for the Civil Aviation Authority after her very lucky ‘Monarch-no-Monarch’ holiday.
 
Topping up our suntans.
 
However, it wasn’t long before we got seriously distracted:
 
Ladybirds out tricking, not treating
 
Not entirely sure about the origins of this ladybird, we were loath (at the start of the day) to squash them, but some say they have a kind of pheromone group-speak when swarming, causing consternation and this unsettles our native ladybirds.  Another theory is that they carry a deadly STI… I dunno, they come over here and take our… oh, no, that refers to the GI’s, a different story altogether! Or, is it?!
 
Refreshed, we decided to amble around the gardens, complete with swarms of children armed with clipboards out spider hunting.
 
He’s behind you (oh no, another Harlequin reference! Out damned spot…)
 
It wasn’t long before Jo got up to her tricks, foraging for food
 
 
Brussel sprout curry tonight anyone?
 
Quintessentially, not yew or cherry!
 
Bet Alison will be hopping mad when she sees this photo….
Humulus lupulus
 
 
Whilst Lynn nearly had to be censored whilst …
 
 
Having a cheeky little moment!
 
Well, one can’t go to Hardwick without one more visit into the House.  Following our theatre visit to see Bess of Hardwick, and mindful of fulfilling Helen M’s wishes, a re-enactment was indeed undertaken, starring Lynn as Bess, Alison as Arbella, Helen as Mary Queen of Scots and Jo backstage as Queen Lizzie 1.
 

Watch out for us on BBC Look North filming close-by.
 
Such is the wonder of National Trust properties that there is always something new to look and today it be mostly about stitching, starting with a rather wonderful story of Tobit whose eyesight was restored after being blinded by sparrow dung! 
 

unfinished work... how tardy..

The 3-D wall tapestries were amazing
 
 
What a relief!
 
Although Arbella had spent many a year under close guard in Hardwick, it did cross our minds that had she spent more time crafting her skills, she may have avoided ending her days in the Tower of London
 
 
Elizabethan selfie, by Arbella
 
 
Selfie- explanatory
 
So, with children rushing around and some clipboard crowd surfing, we decided to return to yet another queue.  With further topping up of tans and yet more hallowe’en ladybirds, now with wasps in tow
 
we finished off with a rather lovely lunch.
 
Whilst there were probably a million  squillion harlequin ladybirds around, we spied only a few birds:
 
blackbird
blue tit
buzzard
carrion crow
great tit (Lynn saw a pair!)
jackdaws
kestrel
magpie
pied wagtail
wood pigeon
and a possible flock of fieldfare
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 


 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 

 


 
 

 

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